Scott: Do you know you can get wikipedia for ipod?
Erin: Yes.
Scott: Would be great for pub quizzes.
Erin: Why would you want anything else on your ipod?
Scott: Like videos? Or audio books
Erin: Yeah, audio books are okay. So basically I'm all about what I want on MY ipods.
Scott: How many do you have?
Erin: Three, now, but one doesn't work and the video one is too nice and shiny to take out of the house
Scott: Three! And you didn't offer me a loaner when my one went away? FINE!
Erin: Well, one doesn't work, one I use and the other one is a figment.
Scott: Have you ever eaten a fig?
Erin: Yes. Why?
Scott: How about a mint?
Erin: Goodbye Scott.
